Good afternoon D.C.!
D-Day is approaching. The apocalypse is on the horizon. The end is near. Yes, its finals season and college kids across the nation are stressing themselves into a frenzy over all the group projects, research papers, and exams quickly approaching. Thanks to my handy dandy Kate Spade planner, I haven’t really fallen too behind on my work and the panic has not yet set in, but that doesn’t mean I’m not counting down the days until its all over- 14 DAYS TILL FREEDOM.
This and my next post are going to make up a sort of survival guide for all my college readers out there; whether you’re a finals veteran or a newbie like myself, I’m sure you’ll find something to laugh at or smile over.
8 Signs You’re A College Student During Finals Season
1. You ask yourself what the heck a Reading Day even is.
2. Study breaks consist of 17 minute naps on the floor of your room surrounded by your laptop and thousands of notecards.
3. You’ve began creating a fort in your very favorite study area and are preparing for long term hibernation.
4. Stress eating is the new normal- whoever says that eating an entire pizza alone is a little “extreme” doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
5. The thesaurus has quickly become your best friend in helping you make your BS essay sound like it was flawlessly written by a Founding Father.
6. You’ve forgotten what it’s like to smile or see a smile. Campus seems like a sea of stress, sadness, and scowling.
7. You suddenly become a wiz at math…not actual math, please-but at “what is the lowest grade I can get” math.
8. You begin to strongly relate to the struggle of James Franco in a 127 Hours except you’re living in an endless week of 168 hours…so basically you’re better and stronger than that guy.
However, the golden rule of Finals Week is this: no matter how tired you are, YOU TAKE A SHOWER EVERY 24 HOURS. Just because we’re living in an academic warzone doesn’t mean you abandon personal hygiene.
May the odds be ever in your favor D.C.
The District Prepster